A Birthday Prank

Dear diary,

This morning I woke up with a pre-programmed mind- Viva perlu dicuci hari ini. The by-product from those filthy birds needs to be vanished before Sunday!" Yeah. Dalam berkira2 utk continue rolling in the blanket, Fifi sent a whatsapp text, "how about coming with me and vdaa to have a roti canai for breakfast?". Ohohoo dilemma. Should I go? Should I not? Yang mana lg precious, the relaxing 8am of my precious Friday morning or once in a while breakfast invitation from your friend? In a while I got dressed, then I was in Fifi's car with Nabila and Vdaa. Typical me of very hard to decline sb's invitation. Something worries me. I could not find my car key. Ada kot.. Must be somewhere. After that we went to the Pak Lah stall. Makan dgn tenang je.. Sedap je roti td. After going to carwash, Fifi drove us back to IPDA. Ok hati makin berserabut thinking of the car key. I looked for my viva, turned my head at one corner and almost fainted. That was roughly the onset. My car was not there!!!!!!! that lot was empty. Hei mana kereta saya!!!?? My eyes did not wait long to burst tears. Kereta kot.. There are so many expensive cars kat Bukit Indah tu. Oh please. Not my car, not a pauper's car!!! Nangis macam org gila kat carpark while vdaa Fifi and Bila were trying their best to calm myself down. I was not bothered by everybody around there. Abg guard yg bajet concern tu circulated around us quite a few times trying to understand the gist of the situation agaknya. I cried, cried and did nothing else but cried. All my nerve system was wrecked hancuss. I will die...before celebrating my birthday tomorrow... Lodge police report, ok what else? Call abah. Oh mati!

Then, Bila received a call from from Ipi and Aiman. She said Aiman saw my car at the Jabatan Bahasa. Kenapa pulak kereta sy bergerak sendiri ke sana? Who brought it there?? Thousand of whys showered, hundreds of question marks hanging, if at all that those were visible. I was so lethargic, all the calorie from the roti canai was burnt to process the 'precipitation' of my eyes. Ngee.. We walked to JB and saw my Viva. Seemed to be cuter than before. The most wanted sight to behold. Oh ya Allah... Rasa nak postulate sbb syukur sgt. Then Vdaa told me, "yuni ada surat saman!!" Hahhh?? 50 ringgit for placing car at the lecturer's lot! This is rubbish. Lawak ape nihhh!!?? Aaaaaaa!!! I bought nasi with hati ayam je to cut my budget. I use my money extremely sparingly. Ni rm50 plk utk saman!!???? Sedihnyaaaa!!!

"SURPRISE!!!! Happy birthday to you...(lalala..~~) happy birthday to you...~~~) squeaking voice of demons came out from the unknown corner with a blackforest cake.. Ipi, Adlyn, and Tazi muncul dgn muka separa bersalah. Ya Allah. And for the first time, I ate my birthday cake next to a drain. Girls.. I hate you.....!! But I love you more. Thanks for making my day! It was horrible yet so sweet, so joyous. I am touched! ^^ sometimes I think I wander lonely as a cloud, without realizing how the birds along the margin of bay who always make me smile! :) yeah, all luxuries that money can afford but not great company..tapi burung berdebah yg buat 'bisnes' kat kereta sy tuuuu.. Cheit kurang asam! >.<

Esok birthday..semakin tua... Makin tuaaaa... Hahaha
Fun stuff like birthdays wouldn't matter as much in the years to come. So I would rather enjoy my day tomorrow kekeke.

10 facts about the prophet Muhammad pbuh

The most wonderful usrah project this year for reaching the public with the aim of spreading the lovely facts about Rasulullah pbuh. While preparing the snacks and doing the cuttings of the messages I took the chance to skim through all the facts gathered. Some of those as follows had captivated my eyes :)

1. He encouraged the washing of hands before and after eating food (he promotes cleanliness and health)

2. He never hit a woman (he is a gentleman)

3. Nobody ever heard from him the words 'I do not like this food". He just ate the food he liked (he appreciates food) 

4. He trembled after reading the verses of affliction (his faith is tremendous)

5. He never used bad language (He has a good manner)

6. His face had been described as a full-moon with its roundness (Baraa bin Azib) (he's good looking) 

7. He would lay in prostration for such a long time that he was taken to be dead by the people close to him (He's loyal)

8. He stood in voluntary prayers so long that his legs swelled (he's being grateful)

9. He used to water animals by holding up a bucket of water (He's caring)

10. When he got angry while standing, he used to sit down and if it happened while he was sitting, he would lie down (He's patient)

Truly, he is the best example of mankind. ^^

 "You have indeed a good example in the Messenger of Allah (saws) for whosoever hopes for Allah and the Last Day, and remembers Allah much." (Qur'an Al-Ahzab: 21)

Teacher's Broken Heart Speaks

Sound check puff puff 1,2,3...
Dear students of 4B and 4SN, I dedicate this to you (luahan hati seorang guru yang meradang)

Why don't you do your homework?
Every night I sleep very late;
24 hours thinking of changing your fate.

Why don't you do your homework?
It is just a piece of essay;
I gave you 5 days and still you choose to delay?

Why don't you do your homework?
I don't mean to be rude
But I am so disappointed with your attitude

Why don't you do your homework?
10 questions shared by two;
Is it remain as a huge burden on you?

Why don't you do your homework?
I thought we had exchanged our pleasantry
The next day you came to me with your lame sorry

Why don't you do your homework?
You can say that your life is so busy,
Yet you are actually making my life easy.

Why don't you do your homework?
Can't you see that I am doing my bit?
Just to see you reach the summit

Practicum fever

Pre-practicum statements

Haiyo..come fast la January 12. We had enough of studying in the class for years. Cannot stand anymore. As long as there is a new stage, we are nearer to the work life already. More money plus more advancement in life :P Everyday lepak je.. how can being lives without any sense of purpose??tell me!

Post-practicum statements

I’d rather be in Mr Chee’s boring class for one whole day. Practicum is so tiring. It seems like we don’t have proper time to sleep. 24-7 my mind is thinking about what to do, what to teach, what to share with the students in the upcoming lesson. We are tied to all the school events, life uncertainty impedes planning for anything. The worst part, practicum has taken away all my friends. No more freedom. Sobs.. T.T

That is the picture of how the life of TESLian had evolved in such a drastic manner, I reckon, but don't get it wrong. Practicum is not that bad. The first week is always challenging for all the newbies to deal with. Every night we do the paper cuttings to prepare for the best teaching aid that can capture students' attention to participate in classroom activities. Above all, I enjoy teaching my 77 students from the classes which I can categorize as those of mediocre to average. I am also happy to be in that school with my dear colleagues- Viki and Oci. Another plus point on the other hand, I hate the part where we have to write on the RPH book as the evidence of our work. If at all that my father is the Education Minister, I will counter all the silly billy chores to be made compulsory (and I think Allah knows best for not making me to be one XD)

By far, I only can remember 6 names of the existing teachers and less than 10 names of my students. =,=''. What a slow progress..Teacher Ayuni ni..ish ish ish

Ahlan 2013

بِسْمِ اللهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ is the best opening of all.
I welcome you 2013 and I wish for barakah from Allah taala, more peace in the world, genuine smile from all parents, better and united Muslims, generous amount of charity, respect for women, and last but not least, more adventure and necessary 'big changes' in my life ^^

2012: Memories of moments

2013 will be in just 2 more days and I think 2012 flies very fast more than I can ever imagined. It is common that TV stations will be broadcasting programs such as 'Jendela 2012' to recall significant events that happen throughout the year. Well, I can just say that 2012 was superb particularly in the middle part of the year where all the memories I could hardly get rid of from my mind. From January, every month had its own fluffy clouds that brought so much happiness and newness for me to hop on over one another. Allow me to share some of those here for the first half of the year and the remaining will come later in IPDA 

January
My 23rd birthday was celebrated in a foreign land of Nice, France. What else that I could ask for when my close chums are so nice to prank me  on that night. I went downstairs alone to watch Tom Cruise with some Koreans and suddenly I received a call from Ejat to open the main door of the hostel that I risked my life of falling on the staircase since it was too dark. Back to the room, Naji had already prepared with the biggest pizza I've ever eaten. Thanks Ejat, Naji, Ipi, Adlyn, Sze Ling for that memorable moments :')

February
Mabit for the second time and was hosted at Grosvernors. No one could deny the feeling of rolling and swirling in the sleeping bag side by side with your great friends. I guess sitting together , spending time to qiam for the sake of Allah's pleasure is incomparable with anything. Plus, the game organized by Sanju and Eslia deserved burst of applause too with the quiz of associating distinctive character with the referred person.. :D)

March
There is nothing else but the Malaysian night and every event that came before and after was simply amazing. I got to make friend with new people with colourful characters. Working as the prop crews that I found too burdensome at some points turned out to be of great teamwork. Thanks to my TESL girls whom some of them I don't really bother to even know what they are supposed to be called as . You guys really rawks!! :D) 
Oh wait, F7 was given birth this month too after one silly billy nonsensical event but so awesome :D)

April
This month marked with such an intense yet changing emotion. I wasted money for cancelling the Greece trip but Allah knows better. I think my presence was needed to help Oci with the kursus kahwin and his father's death. The running scene with Paan from the University House> Park Buiding>St George> Montgomery will never be forgotten :') He had rewarded me with the most astounding day of watching theater and capturing moment at the Olympic stad with a very nice newly known friend.

May
How can I not remember the day of welcoming abah ma aunty Yus Uncle Jo Anis Mia Izza Elleya and Emran to Portsmouth against all odds? That day was also filled with and exciting experience. I decided to hold back a car steering after one year and in my mind was just one thing- I want to experience driving in the UK and abah must see that :D Fulfilling the target at the expense of risking the life of my friend as the GPS instructor was the most evil thing that I did. Alhumdulillah four of us arrived in one piece back to Hudson Road. For that reason also I tend to watch the clip video of Owl City-Good Time just to see the same cute white Fiat that I used on that day :') Plus, there was an unforgettable feeling when I performed a prayer at the Jami' mosque, I could not find the way out and everywhere seemed to be so dark and scary. Only Allah knows how thankful I am that I was not alone :')
The entire week with my family was perfect too till the very end of waving them goodbye in Heathrow. 

June
I felt guilty for not remembering that June 3rd was my bf's birthday. This was all the fault of Yako and Dharman, the Malay-British and Japanese newly wed couple who invited me to perform a Malay dance for their wedding. What can I tell is that the event was too beautiful. Love to be shared with everybody regardless their background and I really believe that my dance team partners somehow or rather had left the host with sweet memories as much as I feel. With all my heart I really appreciate those who involved in Toleh-Menoleh dance :)) Not only that, the moment of leaving UK for good that I can still vividly replay with my eyes closed.. :')


"Moments will not be as valuable as when they had turned out to be memories" -Ducksworth House, Southsea, June 2012 That's all folks. I should continue packing for tomorrow...(sigh) :(

My 12.12.12

Unusual date came again this year- 12.12.12. For some people, they really want to have something meaningful so that the date will be remembered. Upon reading back what happened on the 11.11.11 last year, I guess that last two days the situation is almost similar. A story of love and hearts again and the 'halal status' perhaps the only differing aspect :P OK, to make it short early that morning I went to the Permaisuri district where my brother in law will come and pick my sister, asyraf and aisyah back to Kuala Berang. I threw a glance to Kak Nor when she saw Abg Nizam, waduh2 senyumnya kok sampei ke telinga after 6 days apart ^^ Then Asyraf jumped to her dad, leaving Asyraf with his trademark of throwing himself on the car seat and cried of jealousy. Hurm, family love I should say. Subhanallah...

only the married couple were ready..hehe ^^

Alright, the second part of the day was occupied with Abg Iwan's wedding. The akad was made earlier simply because of the special date while the feast will be held on February. It was amazing to see the arrangement of Allah because that was the second marriage for him and I am sure that Kak Nora is the best for Abg Iwan :). Both of them look just perfect for each other..^^

Makanya bahagia harus dikecapi oleh mereka ya!!